Punk Style Admirer Gifts

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'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"Which one's mine?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cybergoth.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Chippunks

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Ian Dury

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"