Punk Rock Admirer Gifts

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Meet the Beetles....

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

Lou Reed

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Original punks go to reunion

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."