Punk Rock Lover Gifts

Just when you think you know someone, you find they've got a clip on nose ring and a washable tattoo!

Mohawk grass cutting

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Punk Rock?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Punkins

"Which one's mine?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Australian punk

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Original punks go to reunion