Punk Lover Gifts

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Nice brain ring Harold!!'

"Please remove shoes, jackets, anything metal."

Bad dog.

'Like DUDE, you are TOTALLY freaking me out with your cigarette smoke man!!!!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Lou Reed

Original punks go to reunion

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'