Punk Lover Gifts

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Nice brain ring Harold!!'

"Please remove shoes, jackets, anything metal."

Bad dog.

'Like DUDE, you are TOTALLY freaking me out with your cigarette smoke man!!!!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punkins

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Which one's mine?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Lou Reed

Ian Dury

Original punks go to reunion

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.