Punk Music Lover Gifts

"We have to remember that our senior citizens were children of the 60's and 70's."

'Wodger want-Dogs Home is it?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punkins

'Punk Rock?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disease-y Top

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Graffitti.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Lou Reed

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Australian punk

Chippunks

'Here's one my dad wrote.'