Punk Music Enthusiast Gifts

Lou Reed

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Punkins

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punkins

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Punk Rock?'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cybergoth.

Graffitti.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Nick Cave

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Chippunks

Ian Dury

Australian punk