Punk Musician Gifts

Original punks go to reunion

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Nice haircut."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Graffitti.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.