Punk Poet Gifts

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Punkins

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Nice haircut."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Graffitti.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Chippunks

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'