Punk Poet Gifts

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Vivienne Westwood

Punkins

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Punk Rock?'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Graffitti.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Ian Dury

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Chippunks