Pub Poet Gifts

"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Beer Stall

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I think we may be related!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

'I know it's gassy...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Men gossiping

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."