Pub Critic Gifts

'Man, I expected a lot more than a bunch of dumb guys sitting a at a bar.'

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The americanisation of vulture.

Kritik's Korner

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men gossiping

Men's fragrances...

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Armageddon

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."