Pub Critic T-Shirts

Get your pub critic ready for their next pub crawl with our witty t-shirts. Fun, comfortable, and personality-packed, perfect for making a statement about their beer expertise.

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'Man, I expected a lot more than a bunch of dumb guys sitting a at a bar.'

'Man, I expected a lot more than a bunch of dumb guys sitting a at a bar.' mockup

'Man, I expected a lot more than a bunch of dumb guys sitting a at a bar.'

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Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour' mockup

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

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'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.' mockup

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

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"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns."

"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns." mockup

"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns."

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!' mockup

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago." mockup

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.' mockup

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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'Your husband? He's just leaving...' mockup

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

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'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.' mockup

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

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City Boy.

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"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

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The americanisation of vulture.

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'I know it's gassy...'

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'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.' mockup

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

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"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini." mockup

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this." mockup

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

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Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk mockup

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

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A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about. mockup

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

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Men's fragrances...

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Men gossiping

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"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author." mockup

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

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Armageddon

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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks." mockup

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

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I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.' mockup

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

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'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.' mockup

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

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"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.' mockup

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

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"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!" mockup

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

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'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.' mockup

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

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"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks." mockup

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

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'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.' mockup

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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'No Fred, this one is one me!'

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Pub Critic T-Shirts Collection

Pub Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for pub critics—humorous, stylish, and perfect for their coffee or beer. Find their new favorite drinking companion!

Pub Critic Pillows

Brighten up their space with playful pillows that celebrate their love for beers and reviews. Cozy, funny, and uniquely personal.

Pub Critic Prints

Celebrate their passion with art prints that capture the spirit of pub critique. Perfect for decorating any pub-lover’s space with humor and style.