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How can you tell it's a gay pub?

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men gossiping

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men's fragrances...

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'