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'You must spend you whole life in here.' - 'No, sometimes I go down to the Crown.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Beer Stall

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I know it's gassy...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Redhead

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Quiz Night...

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes