Pub Culture Commentator Pillows

'You must spend you whole life in here.' - 'No, sometimes I go down to the Crown.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I know it's gassy...'

Beer Stall

"An everything Martini, please."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Redhead

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Quiz Night...

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Next Round Indicator

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."