Pub Culture Pillows

"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Landlord checking money, Customer checking ale

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'I pick fights when I get drunk.'

Jerry never lost sight of the big pitcher.

'It was a typo - I wrote, 'It was the best of the worst of times!''

"Why so downward facing, dog?"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

How can you tell it's a gay pub?

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

'No Mr Moss, 'Alcoholic Poisoning' doesn't mean that pork pie you had with your 12 pints of lager was 'a bit iffy'!'

"I was grand fathered in from the previous establishment."

'It used to be called 'the Fox and Hounds'.'

'Name yer poison, gents!'

'At the doubles bar.'

Christmas in the Streets.

Kandinsky's bar.

Woman pointing at dog with white froth round his mouth - Rabies!! Relax, we're having a pint!

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

Quiz Night...

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

a drink at the pub

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

The Forgotten Men's Club

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

My magnificent order at the public-house

The Three Tuns

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."