Lover Of Pub Culture Pillows

'WHAT a coach trip - I losht count of the half way houses we stopped at!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I know it's gassy...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

Beer Stall

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

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