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'WHAT a coach trip - I losht count of the half way houses we stopped at!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I know it's gassy...'

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Redhead

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!