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'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

City Boy.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Your shout!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Reaper's Arms

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

"I feel a draft."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.