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"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

Skittles match.

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"Got any I.D.?""No, but I've got my ego and super-ego."

The Fighting Irish Setters. . .

How Scientists Work

Victorian Pub Scene

"I knew you'd like this place."

'suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch'

'Well done Simkins! That's my kind of bypass.'

'Another Ahab?'

'It's your round.'

'It's taken over from The Red Lion as the most common pub sign in Britain.'

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

'Last arrests at the bar please...!'

'I tried letting my inner child out to play, and I ended up in Juvenile Court!'

'It's amazing what you learn when you decide to spend more time with your family. For example, today I learned my family moved away 7 months ago.'

'Just looking, thanks.'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

The local bar exercised social distancing

"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

'Live Football Here' sign in a Pub is a literal warning.

Drunken singers in a public house

"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"

The Forgotten Men's Club

"You're always just popping down to the water hole!"

"Leisure time meets discretionary income and, voila, here I am!"

He managed to get his Mission Statement down to just one word...

"And a bag of peanuts."

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"