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'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'I know it's gassy...'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

His & hers towels.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"You lack spontaniety."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Drunken singers in a public house

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'