Pub Enjoyer Pillows

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

"It feels good to unwind..."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

His & hers towels.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"You lack spontaniety."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin