Pub Lovers Pillows

"Can't you do anything about this sunlight?"

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

'I don't mind being small. I just wish I was perfectly formed.'

"No more for you, Pops. You over-load light is on."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

"You lack spontaniety."

His & hers towels.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"