Pub Lovers Gifts

"Can't you do anything about this sunlight?"

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'I was just thinking how nice it would be, supping a pint of 'Huntsman's ale' in the 'Fox and Hounds' right now.'

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

'I don't mind being small. I just wish I was perfectly formed.'

"No more for you, Pops. You over-load light is on."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"You lack spontaniety."

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'