Pub Culture Admirers Gifts

"Another p**s and vinegar?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I know it's gassy...'

Beer Stall

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

City Boy.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Redhead

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub