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Sketches by Boz - Coal-Heavers Drinking in Scotland Yard Pub

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

DRAFT BOARD

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Beer Stall

City Boy.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

'I know it's gassy...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Men's fragrances...

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Redhead

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'