Pub Fan Gifts

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"You lack spontaniety."

Professional woman in pub

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

His & hers towels.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).