Pub Lover Gifts

Cambridge, 1953. Shortly before discovering the structure of DNA, Watson and Crick, depressed by their lack of progress, visit the local pub.

Battle re-enactment Cavalier outside pub with Roundhead, says to fellow soldier: 'I'm just having a swift pint with my opponent here. It's supposed to be a civil war, innit?'

Jerry never lost sight of the big pitcher.

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

"New around here ?"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"The farmer's had the shepherd's pie 'cos the shepherd had the ploughman's..."

'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'

View of English countryside.

'We get all sorts in here.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Looks like the Brits have discovered space tourism.'

"Are you seeing anyone?"

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

Doors widened for your dining pleasure.

Hand Sanitizer - Alcohol Content

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

Pubs to shut 10pm

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

The Brew Normal

Pint

"One of my ancestors died at Waterloo..!"

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

'Just too many choices.'

'I feel sick...I hope I'm not getting that Norovirus.'

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

'What can I for you, squire?'

Warning: the following rugby match may contain course language, adult themes...

"What's a girl like you doing with a sydlexic like me"

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'One hundred and eighty'

Alcohol Related Crime.