Pub Enthusiasts Gifts

'Our names aren't here so let's go for a drink!'

'But what hurt most, was the way she just looked at me and laughed.'

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."

Paradox Pub

"I have to say - we don't get may pigs in here!"

Weather bar

"She admired my goatee, so I admired her mustache."

"Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon."

I like being on benefits, as it gives me lots of time to work'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

Oh, that's Mike. He's like part of the furniture round here

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

Bring back smoking.

'Better make it pork scratchings and lemonade for the pooch-he's not 18 yet!'

'Look - I know the customer asked for two fingers...'

I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen. Tuesdays! Wet Socks Contest!

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'