Pub Aficionados Gifts

Extreme Imbibing.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"

The Reaper's Arms

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"