Pub Aficionados Mugs

Extreme Imbibing.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"Your shout!"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.