Bar Aficionados Mugs

"This is my exit strategy."

"Well how about that, I'm vegetarian too..."

Designer Beer

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Do they look tired to you?"

Raw Piano Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

The Double-Negative Bar & Grille. Not Unhappy Hour 5-6.