Bar Aficionados Gifts

"This is my exit strategy."

"Well how about that, I'm vegetarian too..."

Designer Beer

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'How about a nice saloon?'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Raw Piano Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Frog and Princess in Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''