Bar Connoisseurs Gifts

No, we don't serve rubbing alcohol.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Wine at the Bar

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'How about a nice saloon?'

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Raw Piano Bar

"Do they look tired to you?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!