Bar Connoisseurs Mugs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

Wine at the Bar

'How about a nice saloon?'

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Raw Piano Bar

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!