Bar Enthusiasts Mugs

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

My magnificent order at the public-house

It's a dog meet dog world...

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

'You're going to like this new retro bar design ... the men's room is outdoors.'

Whine Bar

'You need an exercise program other than bar-hopping.'

Man with a long straw sneaks another man's beer at the bar.

'I can endure the smell and the pretentious pose, but do you have to say ‘AHHHHHHH' after every puff?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

Wine at the Bar

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Raw Piano Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"