Bar Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'They've set the bar too high!'

'Control group Bar and grill - Placebo hour 5-7.'

"I've bought you a drink, now can I sniff your bottom?"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"To the better mousetrap."

'I'm afraid you're mistaken sir, this isn't a gastro pub.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Live Music Every Tuesday

Kandinsky's bar.

Mona Lisa in a bar: 'Forget it, Ted...she's way out of your league!'

"Piano Bar"

"It's not that I don't believe you but who's going to believe me when I tell them my source?"

Rose Coloured Glasses

'It's fine to sow some wild oats. Just make sure you finally get a harvest.'

Ostrich Bar

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'

Toolbar

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

City Bar and Grill - "Forty years in the city and never once headhunted."

'My wife drives me to drink' 'You're lucky! My wife makes me walk!'.

"Stop worrying Harry, youth and enthusiasm can always be beaten by treachery and cunning."

"Have you considered the benefits of mixing testosterone and oestrogen?"

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"

"You're making my friend uncomfortable."

"If you're my wife, I'm not here."

"Last call, Eddie."

"Don't give me that look—it's fair-trade."

"Sorry, the nuts are only to attract new customers."

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

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