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"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'They've set the bar too high!'

"I've bought you a drink, now can I sniff your bottom?"

'Control group Bar and grill - Placebo hour 5-7.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'I'm afraid you're mistaken sir, this isn't a gastro pub.'

"To the better mousetrap."

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Mona Lisa in a bar: 'Forget it, Ted...she's way out of your league!'

Kandinsky's bar.

'It's fine to sow some wild oats. Just make sure you finally get a harvest.'

"It's not that I don't believe you but who's going to believe me when I tell them my source?"

'My wife drives me to drink' 'You're lucky! My wife makes me walk!'.

Ostrich Bar

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

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"Stop worrying Harry, youth and enthusiasm can always be beaten by treachery and cunning."

"Piano Bar"

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'

City Bar and Grill - "Forty years in the city and never once headhunted."

"Have you considered the benefits of mixing testosterone and oestrogen?"

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"I'm trying to put my priorities behind me."

"Do you have a Frequent Drinkers card?"

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Many things which are blamed on mismanagement are actually mis-labor."

"Did you say 'last call'?"

"Hey! I'm a real estate broker!"

"Last year I gave up wine for lent. . . this year I'm just giving up lent!"

"You're making my friend uncomfortable."