Bar Aficionado Pillows

'Bourbon, rocks.'

Directions to the Bar.

Dogs at bar: 'If it weren't for teh food and shelter, I'd never chase another frisbee.'

"Can a rising tide list a boat that has a huge hole in the bottom?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I have a tattoo on the back of my neck, since I can't see it, I've forgotten what it is."

Joe's Bar.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

Roughly translated it says' Happy Hour.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

Fred's Bar: Dealing with Anger in Positive ways.

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'And until you DO care who wins the big game, STAY OUT!'

"Gimme a fly shot...and make it a double."

'You've had enough, Mac, go home to the busom of your family.'

'I just found a refugee in my Cuba Libre!'

Homicidal maniac.

'This is a POLITICS bar, gentlemen - I'll have to ask you not to discuss RELIGION.'

Howdy Ed.. howja like the new saloon?

'Yeah, it's strange, all right. Ordinarilly they're the home-loving type.'

'You must spend you whole life in here.' - 'No, sometimes I go down to the Crown.'

'A ventriloquist, eh? -- What do ventriloquists believe in?'

Crow Bar

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

"Yes, your bill is $309. $9 for the drink, and $300 for the counseling."

"Keep 'em coming until I smile."

"Here's one. Swatter or flypaper?"

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

A beer pump labelled 'Testosterone'

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"Make it a double Louie...My malpractice policy,was just cancelled!"

"Hit us with another couple of Banana Daiquiris, Lew. . It's a jungle out there!"

"Bill Murray photobombs a wedding, and everyone laughs."