Bar Culture Aficionado Pillows

Do you have the hair of a dog? Sure. Wear a hat and no one will notice!

"Sorry, under 18 not served."

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'How about a nice saloon?'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Do they look tired to you?"

"Thank you, Sir."

Raw Piano Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."