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"Sorry, under 18 not served."

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

Raw Piano Bar

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Frog and Princess in Bar