Bar Scene Enjoyer Pillows

"You're Bard!"

Can I get two 'Shirley Temples' and 17 straws?

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Raw Piano Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Do they look tired to you?"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Victorian woman at a bar.