Bar Scene Enthusiast Pillows

"Three Wild Turkeys."

"Don't worry - I'm on the pill."

"Make that a double, and give one to the old bitch at the end of the bar."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I tend to put a woman on a pedestal - mainly so I can look up her skirt.'

"Stay!"

One for my baby.

'You better not start anything...'

'New here?.'

'It was a little muffled, but it sounded like, ‘Back off, moron, she's taken.'

'That was some fast thinking, Jeanie.'

"I don't care if you're 49 in dog years! You're still underage to have a drink!"

"I can't face driving all the way home tonight Janice. Can I crash at your place?"

"Look honey, you ain't the only one in this town who knows how to deal with rowdy seamen."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Do they look tired to you?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Frog and Princess in Bar