Bar Scene Admirer Pillows

'I don't know about you, but to me, a nod is definitely NOT as good as a wink.'

'I'm sorry, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not sure I even like you at all.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

One Tough Bird

“Try to ignore it — it’s just the beer talking.”

"Yes, I still wear my Harvard ring. It helps when I slug someone."

"Ratting people out has been good to me."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Cleavage, mild cleavage or extra cleavage.

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

I'm really just a frog, but it's a great pick-up line.

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Raw Piano Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

"You're Bard!"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

Beer

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'Damn early birds.'