Bar Scene Admirers Pillows

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Beer

"You're Bard!"

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'Damn early birds.'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"To the lady in the harbor."

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

Bad Hare Day

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."