Bar Scene Devotee Pillows

'I can't put my finger on it but you look really familiar.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Raw Piano Bar

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Frog and Princess in Bar

Beer

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"You're Bard!"

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Damn early birds.'

"To the lady in the harbor."

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'