Bar Scene Lover Pillows

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."

"To the lady in the harbor."

Beer

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"Are we in time for last orders?"

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

'When you asked for my panties I thought you had something else in mind besides blowing your nose.'

Woman - 'Mmm, Interesting texture.....Is it Mohair?' Man - 'No...It's my hair.'

The Snake Charmer

'For the last time Mister - I don't want any toys!'

'Quick, give me a beer before I develop an allergy to gluten.'

'He comes in here only once in a while but then, he makes half the monthly turnover'

'I'm a sucker for money!'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Reptiles and amphibians.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Bar & Grill Theatre - Tonight: Eddie Boy as "The Bartender"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

Raw Piano Bar

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."