Bar Scene Enjoyers Pillows

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Raw Piano Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Damn early birds.'

Beer

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"You're Bard!"

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"To the lady in the harbor."

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

Bad Hare Day

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."