Bar Culture Fans Pillows

'Why do you knock them back so quickly?' - 'I had one stolen once.'

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Complementary Beverages

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Raw Piano Bar

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"Thank you, Sir."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Virtual Lap Dancing

'Damn early birds.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"This could get nasty..."

Cocktail Franks

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

'Take it outside!'

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.