Bar Culture Fans Gifts

'Why do you knock them back so quickly?' - 'I had one stolen once.'

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Complementary Beverages

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Raw Piano Bar

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Thank you, Sir."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

'Damn early birds.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Bar, My dog doesn't understand me.

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"This could get nasty..."

Cocktail Franks

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

'Take it outside!'

"No more for him, he has to drive."