Bar Culture Admirer Gifts

'I wish you'd make up your mind - first, you ask me to collect the customers' glasses then...'

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Raw Piano Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Thank you, Sir."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"