"Would you like the martinis shaken or grrrrrred?"
Bar Culture Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for the bar culture enthusiast? Discover a playful collection of products that capture their love for drinks, witty bar sayings, and lively pub nights. Perfect for those who enjoy crafting cocktails, socializing, or simply appreciating good humor with a drink in hand. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items add personality and fun to their favorite hobby.
Pina Coladas
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
"An everything Martini, please."
"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'
"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."
"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"
The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.
A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar
"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"
"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."
'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'
Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'
Ostrich Bar
'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'
"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."
"Do they look tired to you?"
"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."
Raw Piano Bar
"Thank you, Sir."
'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'
'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'
Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!
'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'
"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"
Frog and Princess in Bar
Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.
'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'
The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.
'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'
Bar Culture Buff Gifts Collection
Bar Culture Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the vibrant world of bar culture. Find the perfect funny or stylish design for any enthusiast.
Bar Culture Buff Pillows
Add comfort and humor with pillows designed for bar culture lovers. Perfect for livening up any space.
Bar Culture Buff Prints
Find the ideal print to showcase their love of bar culture. Perfect for framing and decorating their favorite hangout space.
Bar Culture Buff T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase their passion for bar culture with witty sayings and fun designs. Great for casual outings or evenings in.